Hello Splinterlands warriors. My blog this time is an entry to @spl-contest contest. It's about Grimdave the Unbent's social media profile.
Grimdave the Unbent is a three mana, legendary Water archon introduced in the third Escalation Conflict. He is an ancient Treefolk from the Pristine Northwest who has stood for roughly 4,000 years. His patience finally ends when a mysterious blight begins corrupting the forests and even disrupting time itself. Grimdave's most interesting ability is Incendiary. It applies Burning to up to two units. Burning can spread to adjacent units with a 33% chance at the beginning of subsequent rounds, and affected units lose 2 health each round.
He is based on Dave himself, the CEO of Splinterlands. His social media background is inspired by the real Dave and by his lore and abilities.
PROFILE
GrimDave the Unbent @CEOofTrees
CEO of Unbent Industries Forest Management Since Forever
Followers: 487,392 Following: 7 (All Treefolk bloodline) Posts: 14,806
Relationship Status: It's complicated. With everyone.
GRIMDAVE'S BIO
I am GrimDave. I have been standing here for approximately 4,000 years. I manage forests. I manage trees. I occasionally manage my temper. Mostly unsuccessfully. Come near me and you'll burn.
CEO. Guardian. Tree.
OCCUPATION
CEO, Unbent Forest Holdings
My management philosophy (based on his Incendiary ability):
“If the problem can be solved with fire, it is no longer a problem.”
FOLLOWING (All Treefolk)
"My ancient friends."
Sylvaran Sentinel
Ancient Redwood
Giam Root
Taark Nightbloom
Lorn
Frostbark Elder
Daigendark Hunter
VIRAL TWEET
Fire is not a management style. It's a leadership philosophy.
@Magmaforged commented: "finally someone understands."
COMMENTS
To Rush Townsend
"Nice bark, bro!"
@Rushtownsend: Blocked.
Summary
GrimDave the Unbent is a 4,000+ year old Treefolk who accidentally became an internet celebrity because everyone thinks his angry posts are funny. He posts once every few days, argues with lumberjacks and somehow has nearly half a million followers.
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