#Contest

If the reason is another guy weew dont ever tell where is that guy or else he will gargle his own tooth along with blood. I will give them a memory that they will never forget until they get old. After that i will surely be drunk for the next 1 week or 2.

Well it would depend on why he is breaking up. But I would be a very unhappy camper. Making a huge bonfire. Cut up all his expensive suit and add to the bonfire with 1 shoe of each pair . Get his car towed and pour his Johnny walker blue label over the bonfire to fuel it.