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Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.

Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1)…

" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--

Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.

Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crown

There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--

The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid…

Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.