1.The woman had just given birth to the baby and the whole family came to see her in the ward. The husband hugged the baby and shouted excitedly, "that's great, it's the son!" The woman was unhappy and said, "Why, son to son?" Husband busy to explain: "No, if you have a daughter, when she grows up by some animal abducted away, how sad ah." The old man-in-law listened, suddenly sighed, and said, "Yes, it really hurts!"

2.Playing in KTV at night, two colleagues argued how long the solar system could survive. One said 5 billion years, the other 8 billion years, and his face flushed. While I was holding my cell phone, watching my wife call more than 60 missed calls, I don't know if I can live through tomorrow.

3.I often teach my son, the more setbacks, the stronger, the more smiling. Today, my son was ordered to write fifty times because his homework was bad, so he needed to write two new books. While he was singing and copying, my wife and I felt he was crazy!

4."after three rounds of interviews, I finally got a new job." "Congratulations! I can't believe I passed three rounds of interviews. You're so good! What's more, the big company must be the one who can set up three rounds of interviews! Share it with us. What kind of company are you in? " "three wheels!"

5.I am now carrying a kitchen knife to my fiancee's girl's house, for no other reason, I look dark, because my wife is very tender and is the school beauty of our school at the beginning, and when I chased my wife, I wasted all my strength. As a result, today the wife came back crying and said to retire, not married, asked carefully, her best friend in the back said she was so white I was so dark, the child will be born out of a zebra in the future! Zorse! I spot you, my lord!