Just because you're trash, it doesn't mean you won't succeed. It's called garbage CAN, NOT garbage CAN'T!

'Sup lads and lasses? I'm vlasibo90, also known as Pumnezeu.

I was born in the city of Sibiu in the heart of Transylvania.

https://steemitimages.com/DQmZP856EMjGNNrgSo4ueyDXXWfuodZ4ZibQyCVSkgoKvJY/Piata-Mare-panoramic-1024x365.jpg Image from the city's website for lack of a better option right now

In Transylvania I grew up among vampires and witches, and since I'm a generally cool guy, the witches wanted to grant me a gift. I asked for the gift of foreplay, but as witches go, the old hag was old and misheard and has bestowed upon me the gift of wordplay.

So, let me introduce myself. Get it? Introduce... myself *lewd wink*. I'll show myself out.

https://steemitimages.com/DQmZhAm6zBkSXwgw3yotyUuK9m8firD3URs2GybuTE2r14t/index.png

there's some monkeys behind me

I'm excellent at being mediocre. Also somewhat ok at making stupid jokes. My formal education says linguist, however, I somehow ended up working in the porn industry(the less known, somewhat boring, numbercrunching, data analysis side of porn though :()

I have better friends than I deserve. I like to read and i like to travel and i like to listen to weird-ass music (Igorrr anyone?), so be my friend, gimme books, gimme weird sounds, gimme... plane tickets? destinations? a couch? beer? attention?

Right now i have an interest in photography. Been wanting to get to it for a long time, but i've made the mistake of thinking there's a high entry-cost and that good gear is really important. Until I've put together a pinhole camera from two empty film canisters and the cardboard box my phone came in(literally made a 3$ working camera). Will post results next week.

https://steemitimages.com/DQmY6E9y14bn3vi5gPLnLdMqoYzT3BijPbceFyZWivYzqDt/20066688_1952165041736001_7153251298295414784_n.jpg
These look like Vikings. I like vikings. (picture taken from the rock of Gibraltar with Huawei P9 Lite)

So, I recently picked up a camera (literally last week) and, well... let's see what happens. I'm trying to learn as much as I can about as much as I can(with a focus on light this time, but really I'm curious about everything).

https://steemitimages.com/DQmavYUy6WPQPKtuX2HMM3FDYsTMYpqZHuZvjSEmacZfXWj/17076606_196030760882392_8518585667565912064_n.jpg

L'art de selphie: Cliche is the new edgy. Strangled by the brand(i'm shooting on Olympus OM-D M10 MkII though)

I have no clue what i'm doing here. I'll be posting pictures, recipes, random thoughts and losing poker hands.(I like cooking my familiy and friends. Fuck punctuation)

In the words of Voice from that Wax Tailor song: "I'm sure of the beginning and the end but everything in between is all grey"

Join me on this journey if you like. Comments, rants, feedback, jokes welcome.