1. I have relationships with this woman two months, but I never got her name. We have meting at a party, and I either did not hear or did not remember her name.

It was over the fact that she was standing in the middle of a street, yelled to me: "So what's my name? Tell me, how?"

— I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name!

2. FULL RECIPROCITY

We're sitting in a restaurant

I: so, today is 3 months since we are together, Yes?

She: Yeah.

I: Do you want to date with me 3 months else?

She: no

I: Well, I think so too.

3. MISUNDERSTOOD VALENTINE

I met with guy a few months, and then decided to break up with him and he told me he didn't want to meet him. Probably I poorly explained it.

Shortly after Valentine's Day come home from work and what do I see?

He sits and waits for me with a bouquet of roses, have cooking a romantic dinner. Petals of roses filled bath, petals on the bed, among them are the Christmas presents — including handcuffs and a blindfold.

Turns out he just didn't understand that I broke up with him. Had to take him out the door and to explain clearly.

Since I don't hide the house keys in the switchboard".

4. FATAL HOTEL

"One of my best friends introduced me to a girl. That was quite nice, we started Dating. A couple of weeks later, kissing her goodbye, I tried to move on, but she removed my hands with the words: "No, no, it's not good." Since then, the lady rejected me every time I tried to do something related to sex. By the time when it happened (and it was pretty boring), I already thought of her only as a friend, and things got pretty awkward.

She offered to fly for a weekend in London, I agreed. She was booked, and off we went. On Friday we walked around town, drank, and when I got back to the hotel and went to bed, it turned out that I didn't care about condoms. She's pretty pissed, said that it is his task to think about such things, and wanted to send me to the pharmacy (at 2am). I didn't want, so we had a fight and fell asleep. In the morning I told her that perceive her only as a friend, and I don't want to meet her.

It was a sea of tears. I had no idea what to do: we had the whole day before departure. Two hours and comforted her, then we decided to split up, and I to evening sitting at the bar.

From the airport, we drove by car to her mother and brother. All the way I was forced to endure the accusing glances, the sighs and lamentations on the subject, "why, you didn't have to leave, you could be so close, you never know how life will turn...".

A couple of weeks later I met the friend that introduced us, and listened to her, what a wretch. The situation was even worse than I thought. It turned out that the girl the year before me was the guy who broke up with her during a trip to London. In the same hotel".

5. DAMNED COCONUTS

"My friend had a fight with a girl and bought her a candy bar to appease her and to apologize. Trouble was chocolate with coconut, and she didn't.

In the end, this friend hit him with a rolling pin on the head, he fell to the floor unconscious, and she continued to stand over him and shout how she hates coconuts.

I took away her rolling pin and said politely something like: "Madam, would you kindly leave the premises". She almost burned me with a look in the hole and I left, and I called an ambulance. Friend was taken to the hospital, it turned out that he had a concussion.

The embarrassing thing about this story is that he eventually reconciled with his aggressive girlfriend, and I was extreme because I kicked her out from his house. Since we don't communicate".