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Would you rather take a nap inside a giant warm burrito or between two giant slices of warm French toast?

Burrito
French Toast

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If an animal was sent to deliver bad news to you, which would you prefer?

Sloth
Orca

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What is a better nickname for toast?

Burn-Slice
Scratchy Hot-Bread
Fire-roasted Grain-slab
Starch-Square, Hot-from-the-slot
Blazin’ Loaf-chunk

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Which of the other planets should we trust the least?

Mercury
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune

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If you were invited to four different animal dance parties happening simultaneously, whose party would you choose?

The Ferret’s
The Anteater’s
The Lioness’s
The Mouse’s

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Your friend Todd is leaning out the window, asking you to toss him a donut. How many stories up could Todd be and you'd still be confident in your ability to be on target with the donut?

1st Floor Only
2nd Floor
3rd Floor
4th Floor
5th Floor
I have no limits

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If kitchen appliances came to life, which one would they elect as their leader?

Microwave
Toaster
Blender
Meat Grinder
Mixer
Bread Maker
Pitcher
Espresso Machine

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Which animal do you think would be most insulted by the cracker made in its likeness?

Elephant
Lion
Giraffe
Camel
Tiger
Monkey

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How do you feel when you look at this image?

Fine / I am OK with this.
Mildly uncomfortable.
Enraged / Horrified.

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If they were all horse-sized, which barnyard animal would be the most majestic choice for riding into battle?

Sheep
Pig
Chicken
Goat
Cow

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If a giant doomsday meteor ever were to smash into our planet, on what day of the week would you prefer that happen?

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday

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How many French fries is it okay for a friend to take before you tell them to order their own?

None
1 - 2
3 - 4
5 - 6
7 - 8
9 - 10
11 - 15
My fry generosity knows no bounds

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If pasta started growing in place of your hair, which kind would you prefer?

Penne
Fusilli
Fettucine
Farfalle
Spaghetti
Angel Hair
Gomiti Rigati

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Results

Would you rather take a nap inside a giant warm burrito or between two giant slices of warm French toast?

53%21.6K votesBurrito
47%18.8K votesFrench Toast

If an animal was sent to deliver bad news to you, which would you prefer?

52%20.2K votesSloth
48%18.5K votesOrca

What is a better nickname for toast?

30%10.6K votesBlazin’ Loaf-chunk
19%6,867 votesStarch-Square, Hot-from-the-slot
19%6,663 votesScratchy Hot-Bread
16%5,810 votesFire-roasted Grain-slab
16%5,507 votesBurn-Slice

Which of the other planets should we trust the least?

39%13.1K votesUranus
14%4,532 votesJupiter
13%4,437 votesSaturn
10%3,453 votesMercury
9%2,920 votesNeptune
8%2,827 votesMars
7%2,324 votesVenus

If you were invited to four different animal dance parties happening simultaneously, whose party would you choose?

31%9,633 votesThe Anteater’s
30%9,163 votesThe Lioness’s
26%8,023 votesThe Ferret’s
13%3,981 votesThe Mouse’s

our friend Todd is leaning out the window, asking you to toss him a donut. How many stories up could Todd be and you'd still be confident in your ability to be on target with the donut?

30%8,720 votes2nd Floor
23%6,676 votes3rd Floor
21%6,271 votes1st Floor Only
18%5,114 votesI have no limits
6%1,717 votes4th Floor
2%550 votes5th Floor

If kitchen appliances came to life, which one would they elect as their leader?

27%7,332 votesMicrowave
27%7,267 votesEspresso Machine
17%4,607 votesBlender
12%3,317 votesMeat Grinder
8%2,239 votesMixer
6%1,731 votesToaster
2%556 votesBread Maker
1%327 votesPitcher

Which animal do you think would be most insulted by the cracker made in its likeness?

25%6,552 votesTiger
21%5,582 votesMonkey
20%5,133 votesCamel
19%5,125 votesGiraffe
9%2,305 votesLion
6%1,653 votesElephant

How do you feel when you look at this image?

54%14.2K votesEnraged / Horrified.
43%11.4K votesMildly uncomfortable.
3%711 votesFine / I am OK with this.

If they were all horse-sized, which barnyard animal would be the most majestic choice for riding into battle?

32%7,863 votesChicken
27%6,841 votesGoat
15%3,842 votesSheep
14%3,364 votesCow
12%3,096 votesPig

If a giant doomsday meteor ever were to smash into our planet, on what day of the week would you prefer that happen?

58%14.1K votesMonday
15%3,643 votesSunday
10%2,484 votesTuesday
7%1,693 votesWednesday
4%992 votesThursday
3%788 votesSaturday
3%776 votesFriday

How many French fries is it okay for a friend to take before you tell them to order their own?

26%6,429 votes3 - 4
22%5,446 votes5 - 6
13%3,216 votesNone
12%2,877 votes1 - 2
11%2,791 votesMy fry generosity knows no bounds
8%1,944 votes7 - 8
5%1,197 votes9 - 10
3%632 votes11 - 15

If pasta started growing in place of your hair, which kind would you prefer?

42%10.1K votesAngel Hair
22%5,298 votesSpaghetti
18%4,243 votesFettucine
8%1,985 votesFusilli
5%1,117 votesFarfalle
3%756 votesPenne
2%541 votesGomiti Rigati